Sunday, August 26, 2012

Inning 2 @ India: PMT bus

Cycling is good, but with the sun glaring at you there's a limited distance you can go.
My past experience with buses is before I started cycling to school, and hence dates to like 15 years back. Nevertheless, as far as I remember, travelling in a public bus isnt so great! I have faced pickpockets, overcrowding, rude conductors who conveniently forget to return change, and worst of all "touchy" men. Equipped with bus experience in the US, and hopefully nurturing the street smartness over the years, I thought I could brave PMT travel now.

My 1st was a visit to my dentist, whose clinic is near my Primary school on the Karve road, which is a busy road with people returning from offices, the flow of traffic being in the direction from my school to Warje/ towards my home. Hence, going to the dentist was a piece of cake with nearly empty bus. I have alighted at that particulat bus stop hundreds of times, since it is the same bus stop to go to school. So I am positive that I made no mistake in letting the conductor know which one is the stop I wish to alight at. Yet, through some comedy of errors the bus stopped at the next stop!

Returning from the dentist was tough. People literally spill out of the crowded bus, and this time I was the one on the last step, holding on to the bus with all might for my dear life. Thankfully my ordeal lasted only till the next bus stop, since new people got in, took my place, and I was pushed in a tiny bit inside the bus. 

My next braving-the-bus jaunt was to go out for Formals shopping at the so-called classy stores (read exorbitantly priced stores) on Bhandarkar Road. Since most of the buses from Kothrud go towards Deccan, I had to wait for a long time to get a bus to Bhandarkar road. I was at the bus stop during the lunch break of the Cummins factory nearby. There were some Cummins employees at the bus stop chewing tobaco, and spitting it out at the bus stop. Judging from the Cummins uniform, they appeared to be educated. But in India, being educated doesnt mean that you automatically develop any civic sense.

After I was done shopping, I waited for the bus at the designated bus stop. After waiting for half an hour, a bus passed by, and the driver completely ignored me and didnt stop at the bus stop. What? Am I invisible or what! Unlike US, just being at the stop is not enough. I recalled, that after you see the bus, you have to perform a war dance to let the Indian bus driver know that you wish to board the bus. So after a further hour-long wait, I waved like crazy at the next bus driver to get in.
That day, my papa was to meet Dr. and Mrs Amte. Thanks to the bus driver ignoring me, I missed the golden chance to meet the people whom I idolize.

With these 2 "how to get in/out from the bus" learning sessions, the rest of my bus travels to Lakshmi Road/ Tulashi baug were comparitively incident free. Or I guess, its the practice that makes one accustomed to it. 

Day 1 Inning 2 @ India

When my US roomies were visiting India, how I had laughed at them when everyone was up at 4 am on their 1st day in India, thanks to the jet lag.
I woke up quite early to the songs of birds, most prominently, of the kokil. How amazing is it, and how much I appreciate it now! Really I should come up with a list of stuff that is inherent to life in India, but not seen in the US. (So far the list is mangoes, chikku, usacha ras, and waking up to the sound of birds)

Mom had to go to work and I offered to drop her on MY pep. Mom sort of has confidence in my riding skills and was sure that they will be intact irrespective of 2 yrs of disuse atrophy. Kickstarting the pep, balancing myself + mom wasnt an issue at all, and I was already congratulating myself mentally, when we reached the chowk. 2 years back, Deepika would have penetrated this chakravyuh of vehicles coming in from all directions at the chowk. But now I simply couldnt do it. OMG!!
According to my friend H, 2 yrs back, I was the most over-confident driver she had known, and I could pull off antics in the middle of the road and she has photo-proofs of my insane mid-road dramebaaji :P Time changeth woman! 

Now that my bro had taken over my pep, and there was a lot of shopping that I needed to do, I turned to my good ol' cycle. It was last used 3 yrs back, so I hadnt expected the tyre tubes to be intact. But they were! I started on my 2nd road attempt of the day. This time it was around 9.30 am, which is a peak traffic hour. But I was able to brave the traffic, and managed sailing past the chowks, even the most crowded Karishma chowk. Thank God, back to normal!

If just the traffic was not enough, there was an elephant at the Karishma chowk! The infinite charms of India :)  
 

Saturday, August 25, 2012

VishnuSahastranaam - 2

The Gator sahastranaam group in Gainesville is back on charts with the Fall Semester. The English transcript from Shirdi Sai temple that i was using was okay, but I found this one with Sanskrut + meanings.

Once again, I am amazed at how vibrant and awesome Sanskrit is. To start with, its the metre that is important, since this creation is meant as a strotra chant. Then the sheer poetry of the verses!
In Sanskrit, adjectives take the endings of the nouns they refer to, creating a myriad of rhyming words.
Ex: Yani namani gaunani vikhyatani mahatmanah

Time and again I come across alliterations,
Om vishvam vishnur_ vrushatkaro bhoota_bhavya bhavat_ prabhu:
Bhootakrut_ bhootabhrud_ bhaavo bhootatma bhoota_bhavanah

chaturatma charurvyuhah_ chaturdamshtra chaturbhuj

ishto vishisth: shistesht: 

ramo viramo virajamargo neyo nay: anay:   (there are many such examples of antithesis too)

vrushahi vrushabho vishnur_ vrushaparva vrushodar:
vardhano vardhamanasch vivikt: shrutisagar:  ||

Oh god! When I read this verse, it fully dawns why Goethe danced with ecstasy after reading a  Sanskrut epic poem.

some other interesting words / unique names: 
sudhanva - excellent archer
amogh - always successful

vyaala - he is the end destination of everything. For some reason, I had thought vyaala means hunter?

aja - one who does not take birth in a material body. In Marathi aja also means a sheep. Wish I had a dictionary / roopavali here / had an access to a polyglot to find out about the other etymology.

My recent roommate is a Nigerian. I was googling about Nigeria, and read about "Things fall apart", which I had previously read through my bro. Revisiting the book as an adult now, I realize how British have justified colonization / christianization. They sort of create a picture that their colonies were savage before they graced them with their rule. In reality, that is the grossest falsehood ever told!

British knew that the only way they could rule over Indians was to break their morale. Slowly and methodically, they made us look down upon our own culture. Wish there are better parents who think that if the children know their native language too, its good for their development than knowing just English.Wish there are good teachers who can negate all these biases created by parents and make students fall in love with Sanskrut all over again. Day in and day out I thank my parents and my grandmom for letting me read marathi newspapers/ books right from a very young age and inculcating a love for languages and moulding me to the person I am today. 


P.S: Thanks Ashvini for researching Goethe, the name I remembered was "gate"  :)

Sunday, August 19, 2012

My India Visit

I got a job in the 1st week of April. I was waiting for the immigration docs, but decided that waiting can be done in India too (risky, but going to India was worth the risk). I got the updated I-20 on thursday, me and my roomy were surfing for good deals, we did find one, but by the time I booked it, it was Friday midnight and the ticket price suddenly shot up. More surfing for another ticket, and my roomy found another deal even better than the previous one. She was shocked that how could I book ticket for the next day when it will be obviously too costly, to which I replied that " माणसांसाठी पैसा असतो, पैशासाठी  माणस नसतात" ! Quicky booking, double quicky packing.. n off I go.

Shashank was my "saarathi" to drop me to the Orlando airport. While we were like 5 miles from the airport, arnd 4 am on saturday morning, we got confused whether the domestic and international airport were one and the same (ORL Vs MCO) and what we had entered in the GPS was really our destination. Neither had a smartphone on us. Thankfully, my brain seems to work under pressure and I recalled that my friend Akshay is the Night Auditor at the Reitz union hotel, and would be awake that early in the morning. Akshay tracked the flight and confirmed that MCO was really our destination.

We reached MCO in time to pass through the huge security check queue. I had a 8 hr layover at Newark, which was quite boring since I had forgotten to take something to read n my "deepika refurbished" laptop was stamped on during my MCO to NEW flight and the LCD screen broke permanently. After a short nap, I discovered another Indian gal who seemed to be hanging out since some time. I accosted her, she was to fly in the same flight too, and the rest of the time was well spent in discussing everything from her biotech college, which directly gives out University transcript instead of the marksheet, and saves the students hell lotta trouble, to our discussion on whether its possible to have a 24-chromosome-paired baby Renesme from a human Bella and a vampire Edward.

The next leg of the flight was a direct NEW to Mumbai flight, with us flying over the North Pole and even Pakistan. I requested my seat mate that this was the first time I am flying home, and wish the window seat. Pakistan looks super awesome from the top. We reached Indian air frontiers post sunset, so I couldnt really see how Gujrat looks like from the top. Mumbai was very obvious from the long stretch of the highways and lights all across. We circled Mumbai for a while and the descent began. Obviously I knew that Dharavi exists right next to the airport, but I had never imagined such a stark and shabby contrast between the airports abroad and Mumbai. Fortunately, just the feeling of reaching Mumbai/ India was so overwhelming that I soon couldnt see anything through teary eyes.

In the ~2 yrs out of India, I had got unaccustomed to Indian men staring at you. As soon as I stepped out of the jet landing, a once-over by a havaldar, a few steps further, a once-over by a porter! I am like welcome to India!!

But except for these 2 guys, the rest of the people at Mumbai airport were simply amazing. The airport was super clean, airy, and efficient. Special kudos to KK Travel guys who let me use their cell phones to call my mom, since I didnt have an Indian simcard.

There are simply no words to express the joy of seeing your mom after 20 months! As we neared Pune, I could tell where we were, could recognize buildings in Pashan etc. Once in Kothrud, it was a very familiar road to my friend Sonaki's home in Bhusari Colony, and I told them which shortcut to take that would take me home faster from Bhusari Colony. The KK guy was surely impressed, but this could have backfired because I have always passed by the road on a slim n trim Scooty pep, and a large Tavera probably could not have passed the bylanes, but thankfully that was not the case.

Special kudos to the song that was playing on the cab stereo when I reached my home.. तुम बिन ये घर सूना सूना है!

Saturday, August 18, 2012

Been there, done that


Some things that I learnt the hard way ..

Keep a mobile charger handy always, and your cell charged. One gets interview calls literally out of the blue.
Dont be sceptical about applying online, it does work, I can vouch for that. I applied for a job online at 11.50 am and had got the call for initial screening by 12 o'clock! 
I had stepped in the kitchen to grab a quick lunch, with mobile on silent! But I was lucky that I was called again. Opportunity rarely knock at your door twice!

When you respond to the mail asking your preferred dates for onsite interview,
let them know your Name, Date of Birth, the frequent flier #, preference for aisle/ window seat.
Most important: If you are okay to travel during the night to reach your University town the next day.

Dont put something on your resume if you cant explain it to someone in  your dreams. It was the Bandgap Reference for me :( :(

Error messages in any software are always so cryptic!

if using Cadence, MPS handle missing error: solution- select AWD in Options
Undefined instance of <blah blah>:  add model library

Why is Von Neuman architecture still used?
I blanked for a moment (must to a amused chagrin of my CompSci roomy), honestly I am a person who remembers concepts and not the jargon. I searched my mind database, and the word that 1st tumbled in my memory was Von Neumann bottleneck. The analytical me stepped in here, and I put 2 n 2 to get the answer.
Answer: Where you need flexible sizes of code and data memory.

Some really simple C questions, which are so easy that we have overlooked it in the Let us C
How does one know if its Little/ Big Endian: source

short int word = 0x0001;
char *byte = (char *) &word;
return (byte[0]? Little: Big);


Whats static, volatile: I never appreciated C so much till I used all such keywords!

Do you know so and so prog. language: I had always replied something like, if you know the basics of any prog. language, you can manage anything else with google. My friend Shrikant mock-interviewed me and made me realize that I should be saying: "I will need a syntax reference" instead.  A small change in the words makes a huge difference.

India, News and I

So let me get this straight, in a population of 100 crore, 1 crore are illegal immigrants in 1 state? Any statistics on illegal immigrants in Sikkim? In Kerala? In Mumbai? In Jammu-Kashmir? In Rajasthan? What was the government doing all this while? Why couldnt they seal the borders 65 yrs ago or eversince? No wonder if these 1 crore non-Indians hogged the land, the resources and employment opportunities. But wait, elsewhere in India, instead of standing up for our own bretheren, people had a support meet for those 1 crore non-Indians. Now, when the government feels obliged to acknowledge that those are really illegal immigrants, why is there no effort to send them back? Instead of rounding them up, we scared our own folks into leaving?

There is something seriously wrong if people feel alienated in their own country. Will we ever stop judging a person from their looks. Mary Kom won a medal for India. Dint we all rejoice when our medal count had increased because of her? People from Seven Sisters are an integral part of our history and our geography. We Indians take pride on knowing all 50 states in the USA and their capitals. Do we feel ashamed that we dont even know OUR own states?  Sure, I agree, love thy neighbours.. but show me one instance in any holy book in the world which asks you drive away your own people to create space for illegal others?

The other news that is creating ripples is Indian mission to Mars. Apparently, this has angered UK, and taxpayers wish to cut British aid to India. Is there any data on how much British had plundered from India when they ruled over us? Anyone gives any thoughts on why does India need to buy back its stolen treasures like Shivaji's sword or The Koh'i'noor? Sure, UK can return all that it has plundered over its 200 years of rule, and let that amount be matched up considering current inflation. "Aid" it seems!

The third news that restarted a thought was the death of ex-CM of Maharashta. Everytime some dignitary dies, the police fire 3 rounds of bullets in their honour. Considering the huge nation that India is, there must be several dignitaries dying each year, which amounts to [3* number of police who fired the honours * number of dignitaries who died] bullets fired in thin air. 2 thoughts, dont these bullets complete a projectile path and reach ground with a considerable velocity. Do they hurt/ kill some innocent bystander? 2. If those bullets are instead provided to our police/ army/ sportsmen being trained, will that mean a extra equipped army/ more medals at Olympics?    

Tuesday, August 7, 2012

The Hobbit

 Books are definitely more interesting than the movies based on them (except I guess for HP3). For one, a book lets you imagine your story and fill your own colours to the scene. My friends - esp. Varun and S are great fans of Tolkien. I had seen the LOTR movies, and could honestly not see what was the big deal about. I chanced upon LOTR 2 and 3 at the Friends of the Library book sale. Another friend, Teja, got the Hobbit, and I too found one at the MLB library. 

The choice of the protagonist is really the key to the success of the book. The protagonist is not a wise wizard, but someone as prone to err as anyone else. Not an over-zealous kid always getting into trouble, but a "respectable" middle-aged guy with a bulging belly. The word-ly imagery is simply marvelous, you can literally see the bearded dwarves, their tired ponies, and the endless journey. 

The book follows Bilbo Baggins' journey as he leaves his comfortable hobbit-home to follow his Took genes. The journey is full of adventures, right from being sacked by the trolls, packed in a barrel, webbed by giant spiders and ebbed by a magical stream to an eagle-top flight. Bilbo soon learns to defend himself, than be dependent on Gandalf and the dwarves. He lets words slip, as in the case of the talk with dragon, but also has the presence of mind to pose an un-guessable riddle which leads him to safety from Gollum. Bilbo is fiercely loyal to his dwarf company, yet when the time comes, he tries to avert the war by apparently ditching the dwarves.

I can only guess about the period of the books, but I do see allusions to pre-World war Europe. Throughout the book, Bilbo keeps reminding the readers that he yearns for his idyllic (read unindustrialized) life and lowly home than the massive gold that he might earn. For though power gives a lot, it corrodes much more! 


Sunday, August 5, 2012

Ashwatthama

काही दिवसांपूर्वी Gainesville मध्ये असताना Man from the Earth चित्रपट पहिला होता. वेगळी मांडणी आणि प्रत्येकालाच जीवन - मृत्यू बद्दल पडणारे प्रश्न, नक्कीच one of the top Hollywood movies. नुकताच    Bicentennial man चित्रपट पाहिला, आणि आवडला सुद्धा. असाच immortality बद्दल विचार + surfing करता करता लहानपणी वाचलेली एक गोष्ट आठवली, बहुदा रत्नाकर मतकरींची असावी - एका माणसाला एक जखमी माणूस भेटतो, तो त्याची सुश्रुषा देखील करतो, पण जखमेवर त्याचा काहीच परिणाम होत नाही. शेवटी तो सांगतो, कि तोच अश्वत्थामा आहे. लहानपणी या गोष्टीनी मला नक्कीच nightmares आले असणार. पण काही म्हणा ह्या अश्वत्थाम्याच्या गोष्टीनी मला खूपच मंत्रमुग्ध केलंय. हिमाचल प्रदेश मधल्या एका गावात वर्षातल्या ठराविक दिवशी म्हणे ताड माड उंच, आणि आजानुबाहू  माणूस येतो. गावातले लोक तो अश्वत्थामा आहे या श्रद्धेने त्याच्यासाठी अन्न राखून ठेवतात. म्हणजे मी एकटीच या कथेनी intrigued नाहीये तर.. 


सप्तचीरांजीव म्हणजे अश्वत्थामा, बळी, व्यास, हनुमान, विभीषण, कृपाचार्य आणि परशुराम. चांगदेव देखील योगिक सामर्थ्याने १४०० वर्ष जगले. अश्वत्थाम्याचे चिरंजीवित्व इतरांपेक्षा वेगळे आहे, शापित आहे. 


त्यामागची गोष्ट पण बरेच प्रश्न निर्माण करते. साक्षात योगेश्वर श्रीकृष्ण हजर असताना २ ब्रह्मास्त्र थोपवायला व्यास महर्षी प्रकट झाले. म्हणजे अवतारी देवापेक्षा एका मनुष्याचे योगिक सामर्थ्य जास्त असू शकते असे तर सुचवायचे नसेल? देव उभा ठाकला आहे ते ठीक आहे, पण तरीही मनुष्यच त्याच्या जीवनाचा शिल्पकार / उद्धारकर्ता आहे ? सगळ्यात महत्वाचा प्रश्न म्हणजे जर द्रोणाचार्यांना अश्वत्थामा तापट आहे माहिती होतं तर मुळात ब्रह्मास्त्र प्रकट करायला तरी कशाला शिकवायचं?   अर्धवट ज्ञानाने अश्वत्थाम्याला ब्रह्मास्त्र म्यान करता आले नाही. पांडवपुत्रांच्या मृत्युच्या बातमीने दुर्योधन देखील व्यथित झाला, संपूर्ण कुरु वंशाचाच संहार झाल्याचे ते दु:ख होते. पण त्याच्या झळा अश्वत्थाम्याला कशा बसल्या नाहीत? 

आज अनेक घरी गर्भातल्या अपत्याची हत्या होते. पण त्यांना कोणी जखम घेऊन फिरण्याचा शाप देत नाही!  न स्त्री स्वातंत्र्यम अर्हति हे आपल्या संस्कृतीच्या लक्षात आहे, पण निष्पाप जीवाची हत्या केल्यामुळे आजन्म तेल मागत फिरावं लागलं हे कसं हीच संस्कृती विसरली. बहुदा सगळ्यांच्या पापांचे व्रण घ्यायचं नशीब एकट्या अश्वत्थाम्याच्याच माथी आलंय. 


Saturday, August 4, 2012

The "langdi" foot

As a kid, my playmate gang always thought that we all have a "langdi" foot, the stronger of the 2 feet, on which if we play langdi its faster and better.

Its been a while since I last played langdi.  I had even forgotten which one is my langdi foot. Recently I am teaching self skateboarding. I discovered that I can balance myself much better when my left foot is on the board n I am propelling myself with the right foot. Now that I think of it, probably left foot was my langdi foot!

Apart from learning to skateboard, I also learnt about some more gender-conceptions. When I went to Walmart to buy the skateboard, the guy, though very helpful, said, "but girls dont do skateboarding!" I said - well I will. Then he said that girls dont like skinning their elbows and knees. I dont like it either, but I dont mind skinning them once in a while. While I was practicing in my apartment complex, I did hear "are! yeh to ladki hai!" from ladies strolling with toddlers. And yes, there was whistling too, because apparently no other Indian girl makes her presence felt on the apartment complex road. Demurely in wraps shut inside the apartment?? In your dreams!!

I had no say in the state of affairs when my teachers taught me writing. But this time I am going to make sure that I can balance myself on the board equally well on either foot.. ambidextrous! Call it putting my best feet forward :)